dummy's guide to filling ur income tax form
ok i noe dis came a lil late since e deadline's over but i jus need to vent off some steam abit..
1. dun claim reliefs for non-existent dependants
2. donations stated in ur ir8a r DOUBLE-deductible
3. 8e is AUTO-included
4. HANDICAPPED. self-explanatory? guess not
5. 1st child's i/c: S1234567A, 2nd child's i/c: S1234567C, parent's i/c: S1234567D?!
6. dun give all sorts of funny id wen i/c num is available
7. tax deducted at source aint GRAND TOTAL u noe..
8. dun send back blank forms n appendixes
9. dun send back tt guide bk we gave u
10. dun send in any misc forms tt we dun care abt
11. if u're e wife.. u cant claim wife relief
12. dun put down ur i/c under e section for reliefs. it's e dependant's i/c tt we want
13. u dun ve to write zero in EVERY box if u ve no income to declare
14. dun send ir8a-s tt dun belong to u
15. dun make my life so difficult by claimin so many reliefs n havin so many dividends n havin so many freakin kids
16. zero is not negative. pls dun cross e box. jus put zero
17. if u wanna put zeros in every boss, dun miss out tt one one box tt's COMPULSORY
18. fill in form B1 urself when ir8a-s available- i'm not ur maid, u noe
19. not every employee in IIT-E is malay.. so stop sendin in MALAYSIAN b/c! so hard to update e irin system
last but not e least..
20. wld u guys jus read e guide bk a lil?
sleeves
mb i shld take up fashion design instead.. tt way i cld design my tees e way i wan them, wiv e sleeves e length i wan. u see, like i've said b4 fashion designers nowadays dunno e meanin of sleeves.. so i wuz wearin dis tee tt has so SHORT sleeves today n sat down on e mrt dozin off wen dis ah peh sits down beside me wiv e manly shirts n ticklish sleeves tt tickled me awake. so dun blame me for havin a foul mood today since it's black fri e 13th n tt i kicked u "accidentally" wen i crossed my legs. n dun blame me wen i knocked into u "accidentally" again wen i stood up n got off e train at city hall. cos we gals wiv such short sleeves tees r so vulnerable. even someone readin e newspaper beside u can tickle u wiv e shitty papers. n i hate it. i wuz so pissed. n so it wuz a reli bad start for e day. n it got worse.
appreciation
yep let's tok abt tt. aunt called bro dis afternoon complainin how tt kumon bossy is so unfair to us both.. treatin us like blangadesh workers wiv 5 buck/hr.. n i tot I.T. work shld attract more income than tt. n tt bimbo hu took over me after i left n happened to even ve e same name as me- "jasmine" got paid 6 buck/hr n din even hafta come down on sat wen it's e busiest day cos every student has no lessons in sch on sat. cos dumbo bro n i wld b there. n she cant even handle more than a student at a time, cant mark high-level math n she dun do I.T.! so dis iz it. e last straw. i reli dun give a fark abt kumon anymore. i'll do things my own way, own target, own time. tt's e way. cos e world aint fair. it nv will b. face it.

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grouses aside.. i tink i shld reward myself for a hard wk at work.. n i'm happie tt jamie read out my dedication last night.. she played "lonely no more" by rob thomas.. currently in e play list of my mp3 player so u bet i luurve it. n she gave a lil advice for my dilemma regardin ntu or nus. she said if both uni offer u e same course, jus choose e one nearest to ur hse. so e ans is obvious.. ntu, yah? so most prob i'll be a nut in ntu dis time 2 mths later.
sze wuz "hintin" to me her bdae on 20th june.. haha.. ok i betta start plannin now, since i ve so lil time after work every day.. n i hope she wun abt forget me wen she's back in hk celeb-in her bdae.. *winky hint* u noe.. sth frm hk.. hee..
hope nickel is doin fine! how's e arm? meet up soon wiv sze wen u've rested enuf, kaes? :) i convinced her abt learnin cyclin.. we'll be her masters! lol
ok so shld i go kumon tmr?
decide after "guess"